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I will absolutely press the elevator's 'close door' button, even if I see you running for it.

Best Performance In Pretending To Know Where Anything Is In Mom's Kitchen.

I have a spreadsheet ranking every sandwich I've eaten since 2018. The club sandwich is winning.

Buying a white couch. I also enjoy red wine and have a dog. So, that's going well.

Showed up at the wrong cafe and waited 47 minutes for someone who was at the right cafe being equally patient.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. I will not apologize for this and I will use it again.

Waking up minutes before your alarm, feeling perfectly rested. A small, quiet win to start the day.

point out every single dog we see on a walk. Seriously, every single one.

Someone asks 'do you want me to fix this or just listen' before I have to. That single sentence has fixed weekends.

Bringing me a coffee in the morning without me having to ask. Bonus points if you remember my order.

you can beat me at Mario Kart. I'll even let you be Yoshi.

Someone to share Sunday morning pancakes and the remote with.

Window seat is the only civilized way to fly. Aisle people are chaos agents. I have spoken.

I can pack for a two-week trip using only a carry-on. No wrinkles.

To build a bookshelf by hand that doesn't wobble when I put a single book on it.

I do not have to make every awkward silence stop. Sometimes the silence is the conversation.

The person in the passenger seat is automatically in charge of the music. No exceptions.

you also think the best part of a hike is the sandwich you packed for the top.

Thought I saw a ghost in a Scottish castle. Turned out to be a Roomba. I screamed like a child.

The history of house plants. Did you know Victorians were obsessed with ferns? It's my Roman Empire.

Booking a non-refundable flight to see a band that hadn't even announced tour dates yet. They did.

How and why every Ocean's Eleven heist would actually have failed within twelve minutes of real police response.

Finding cash in a jacket pocket from last winter. The universe sending me coffee money.

Waving back at someone who wasn't waving at me. Now I have to move to a new country.

A group of pugs is called a grumble. I've never felt a word was more perfect for anything.

The correct way to load a dishwasher. There is a system, and I will explain it in detail.

People who get really specific when they recommend things. 'Track 4, headphones, second listen.'

I can fix a wobbly restaurant table with just a folded napkin in under three seconds.

you also have a designated 'chair' for clothes that are neither clean nor dirty.

The little plastic table in a pizza box is called a 'pizza saver.' My life is forever changed.

Seeing my new name printed on a library card for the first time.

The Song of Achilles. I read it on a train and missed my stop because I was crying too hard.

Leaving a thermos of soup on my porch when I’m sick.

remember my oddly specific coffee order after I've only said it once.

Watching The Mummy and realizing I was only looking at Rachel Weisz.

That you should absolutely buy that ridiculous leather jacket from the thrift store.