Roast My Hinge Profile
Upload screenshots. Get a brutally honest, funny audit. Plus the three things to fix first.
Free. No sign-up. Your screenshots are processed and discarded — nothing stored.
By uploading, you confirm this is your own profile. We don't store the images or the result.
What you get from a profile roast
Friends say "looks good." A friend who actually swipes on Hinge tells you the gym mirror selfie has to go and which photo should lead. That's the audit you get here.
An overall score out of 100, and a one-line headline read on the profile.
Per-photo feedback — what archetype each shot is, what works, what to swap.
Per-prompt feedback — including which Hinge prompts to drop entirely.
Bio rewrite — what's killing your match rate, and the tighter version.
Top three fixes ranked — make these and re-upload to watch the score move.
One thing that's working — so you don't accidentally fix what isn't broken.
How it works
- 1
Upload your screenshots
Drop up to six screenshots of your Hinge, Bumble, or Tinder profile — bio, prompts, photos.
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Get the brutally honest audit
AI scores your profile out of 100, calls out what is killing your match rate on every photo and prompt, and tags each fix.
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Fix the top three first
You get a ranked list of the three highest-leverage fixes. Make those, re-upload, watch the score move.
Common questions
What does Roast My Profile actually do?
Upload screenshots of your Hinge, Bumble, or Tinder profile. The AI looks at every photo and prompt, calls out what is hurting your match rate, and gives you a fix for each. You also get an overall score and a ranked list of the three things to fix first.
Is it really free? What is the catch?
Yes, free, no sign-up, no card. The catch is that we hope you like it enough to try the rest of ReplySmooth — opening lines, reply suggestions, and a stateful Wingman. Roast itself stays free.
Are my screenshots stored anywhere?
No. Screenshots are processed once for the audit and then discarded. We do not save them, we do not train on them, we do not share them. The audit text result is also not stored on our side.
Does it work for Tinder and Bumble too?
Yes. The audit is platform-aware — Hinge gets prompt feedback, Bumble gets bio feedback, Tinder gets photo-grid feedback. Upload any combination and the AI works with what it sees.
Will it analyse my actual photos or just describe them?
It looks at the actual photo content — composition, what is in frame, photo archetype (gym mirror, group shot, travel, posed headshot), what slot it should be in. Not just a text description.
How brutal is the roast?
Direct enough to be useful, not mean for the sake of it. The point is that you walk away knowing what to change. Friends say "looks good" — this tells you the gym mirror selfie has to go and which photo should lead.
Can I use it on someone else's profile?
No — please only roast your own profile. The tool is built for self-improvement, not surveillance or harassment of other people. We do not condone uploading anyone else's screenshots.
Beyond the roast — rewrite the profile
Roast points the issues out. AI Profile Review hands you the rewrites — bio, photo order, prompt swaps. Plus openers tuned to her bio and replies that actually land.
One tap with Google. No card.