Cheesy pick up lines
that know they're cheesy,
and commit to the bit.

Are you a craft beer? Because you've got a finish I'd come back for.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Asking for science.

Are you a gym membership? Because I'd never use you wisely.

Are you a barbell? Because you just raised my standards.

I'm not an organ donor, but I'd happily give you my heart.

You must be made of copper and tellurium, because you're Cu-Te.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you pretty hard.

Are you a loan from the bank? Because you have my interest.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my world.

Is your name Google? You're everything I've been searching for.

You must be a keyboard, because you are definitely my type.

Are you my appendix? I have a funny feeling I should take you out.

Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you the moment I saw you.

Are you a single? Because you're my favorite track on the album.

Are you a leg day? Because you are making my knees feel weak.

Are you a banana? Because I find you very a-peeling.

Are you a good book? Because I am completely hooked on your story.

Aside from being handsome, what do you do for a living?

Are you an espresso shot? Because you've got my heart racing.

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

Are you a baker? Because you just made my heart melt.

Are you brunch? Because I'd plan my entire weekend around you.

Are you a flannel shirt? Because I'd borrow you and never return.

Are you a road trip? Because I'd bring the playlist.

I hope you're a good spotter, because I'm definitely falling for you.

Are you a chest day? Because you just made my heart pound.

Are you a perfectly trimmed beard? Because I am impressed by your lines.

Are you a hiking trail? Because you take my breath away.

Are you a good pair of boots? Because you've got real soul.

Are you a post-gym selfie? Because you are a perfect flex.

Are you a cold brew? Because you are making my heart race.

Are you an IPA? Because you're making me incredibly hoppy.

Are you a fresh haircut? Because you are looking sharp.

Are you a good skincare routine? Because you're absolutely glowing.

Are you a fleece vest? Because you give me a warm feeling inside.

Are you a plant dad? Because you have made my love fern.

Are you a farmer's market? Because you're producing some serious looks.

Are you a fancy candle? Because you are scent-sational.

Are you an art gallery? Because you are a fine work of art.

Are you a rooftop bar? Because you are raising the bar for everyone.

Are you a new pair of sneakers? Because you are looking fresh.

Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Because I'm loving your fit.

Are you a power rack? Because I'd love for you to support my gains.

Are you a mimosa? Because you're making this day feel special.

Are you an espresso machine? Because you've got me all steamed up.

Are you a Sunday morning? Because I'd never want to leave.

Your smile is the kind of cheesy I'd risk falling for.

If kindness were a person, your bio would be the audition.

You look like the kind of guy who gives the best hugs.

You seem like the person who plans the most amazing weekend trips.

You have a smile that I can tell genuinely reaches your eyes.

You look like the type of man who is kind to service staff.

You seem like the person everyone wants at their dinner party.

You have a laugh that I can almost hear through your photos.

You look like the main character everyone is rooting for.

You seem like the guy who remembers everyone's coffee order.

You have the kind of style that looks both effortless and incredible.

You look like you would be an amazing travel partner.

You seem like the friend that everyone calls for the best advice.

You have an energy that seems both exciting and comforting.

You look like the person who has the absolute best music taste.

You seem like someone who can make any boring day an adventure.

You have a profile that makes me feel like I know you already.

You look like you're probably great with dogs and little kids.

You seem like the kind of person who is a genuinely good listener.

You have a look that seems incredibly down-to-earth and fun.

You look like the kind of guy who is secretly amazing at board games.

You seem like a person who is as kind as they are handsome.

You have a bio that's so much more interesting than just your height.

You look like you'd know exactly where to find the best brunch spot.

This is the cheesiest opener I have. Leading with it for honesty.

Disclaimer — the next line is bad. Are you a magician? Because everyone else just disappeared.

I had three sophisticated openers. I'm using the cheesy one.

I spent ten minutes trying to think of a cool opener. This isn't it.

I promise I'm more interesting than this opening line. It's a low bar.

I'm using my one 'get out of jail free' card for this awful line.

Let's just pretend I said something charming and you can reply.

My brain short-circuited looking at your profile. This bad line is all that's left.

I'm testing out a new, terrible opener. You're my very first victim.

My friends dared me to use the worst pickup line I know. So, hi.

I'm legally obligated to inform you this opener has a 99% groan rate.

The line I was going to use was bad. The one I'm using is worse.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. I am not sorry.

I had a really clever line, but your photos made me forget it.

This message comes with a warning: may contain high levels of cheese.

I think you dropped something. My jaw. (Yes, I really just said that).

Let's get the worst part over with. Hi, I am very bad at this.

My cool and witty opener is still in beta. You get this alpha version.

My other pickup lines are at the dry cleaners. You get this one.

I would like to formally apologize for the message I am about to send.

I had a choice between a terrible pun or a bad compliment. The pun won.

I'm not saying this is a bad opener, but my therapist would have notes.

My bio is a lie. I'm actually terrible at first messages. This is proof.

The algorithm sent me an MLM angel. I'd like to file a complaint and a request.

I matched with you and immediately googled 'cheesy gay pickup lines.' This is the result.

If MLM apps gave me a wish, you'd be it.

The app told me we're a match. I'm just here to confirm the algorithm is right.

I was about to delete this app. Your profile is its one redeeming feature.

We matched! Does this mean we're boyfriends now or do we talk first?

I had a witty opening line, but your profile completely erased it from my brain.

I spent way too long trying to craft the perfect first message. So... hi.

Our match notification was the best thing to happen to my phone all day.

I'm officially submitting my application to take you on a date.

I'm blaming the algorithm if this conversation doesn't end with us getting a drink.

I'm notoriously bad at this, so I'm just going to say your profile is elite.

I'm just a guy, standing in front of another guy, asking him to reply.

So, what do we tell our friends when they inevitably ask how we met?

I never message first, but I'm making a very formal exception for you.

Congratulations on matching with me. Your prize is this awkward first message.

Swiping right on you was the single best decision I've made all week.