Cheesy pick up lines
that know they're cheesy,
and send it anyway.

Are you a brewery on a Saturday afternoon? Because you've got my full attention.

Are you a road trip playlist? Because I'd happily ride along for hours.

Are you a perfect campfire? Because you've got that warm, easy energy I was looking for.

Are you a vinyl record? Because everything about your profile is on repeat in my head.

Your photos have me reconsidering my whole "I'll just swipe for ten minutes" plan.

Your bio said "looking for adventure." I'm holding a phone, but that counts as starting an adventure, right?

Your dog in your third photo just convinced me to message you. He looks like a great judge of character.

I had a clever opener ready, then I saw your hiking photos and lost the plot.

Are you a really good sandwich? Because I keep thinking about you at lunch.

Match of the year and now I'm overthinking what to send. So here's "hi" with extra steps.

I rewrote this five times. Final draft: I think you're really cool, want to grab a drink?

I'm not great at this. But your bio made me actually try, so blame yourself.

Are you a perfectly grilled steak? Because you're rare and well done at the same time.

Are you my favorite hoodie? Because I can see myself getting really comfortable with you.

Are you a new set of tools? Because I'm picturing all the things we could build together.

Are you a perfectly timed surf wave? Because you're exactly what I've been waiting for.

Are you a sold-out music festival? Because I'd wait in a very long line for you.

Are you a mountain summit? Because this view is worth the effort.

Are you the final boss in a video game? Because you're a challenge I'd like to take on.

Are you a weekend getaway? Because I'm already packing my bags.

Are you a vintage motorcycle? Because you've got classic style and I want to go for a ride.

Are you a craft IPA? Because you've got character and I'm intrigued.

Are you a post-hike beer? Because you feel like the perfect reward.

Are you a home gym? Because I could see myself spending a lot of time with you.

Are you a perfectly seasoned BBQ rub? Because you're making everything better.

Are you a game-winning goal? Because seeing you pop up was a major score.

Are you a passport stamp? Because you look like a great adventure.

Are you a food truck festival? Because you have all the good stuff in one place.

Are you a perfectly executed deadlift? Because my standards have just been raised.

Are you a backcountry trail? Because I'm ready to get lost with you.

Are you a secret fishing spot? Because I feel lucky to have found you.

Are you a first-edition comic book? Because you're a rare find.

Are you a new set of hiking boots? Because I can see us going far together.

Are you a goal in the first five minutes? Because you've already made this exciting.

Are you a Fender guitar? Because you've struck a chord with me.

Are you a perfectly packed cooler? Because you seem ready for any adventure.

Are you a workshop with every tool? Because you seem like you can handle anything.

Are you a scenic overlook? Because you just took my breath away.

Are you a perfectly aged whiskey? Because you've got sophistication and a bit of a kick.

Are you a dog-friendly brewery? Because you're the total package.

Are you a well-organized toolbox? Because you seem to have it all together.

Are you a 90s action movie? Because you're all-time classic and endlessly entertaining.

Are you a new video game release? Because I want to cancel my plans and focus on you.

Are you a sports car? Because you're making my heart race.

Are you an old-school arcade? Because I could play games with you all day.

Are you a perfect cup of black coffee? Because you're strong, bold, and exactly what I need.

Are you a custom surfboard? Because you seem one-of-a-kind.

Are you a tent with a view? Because I want to wake up next to you.

Are you a home run? Because you knocked it out of the park with that profile.

Are you a drone shot of the mountains? Because you're on a whole other level.

Are you a car with a manual transmission? Because I want to learn how you work.

Are you a top-tier fantasy football pick? Because I'm so glad I drafted you.

Are you a new podcast I just found? Because I want to listen to you for hours.

Are you a leather jacket? Because you have great style and seem very cool.

Are you a campfire story? Because I'm hanging on every word of your bio.

Are you a perfectly restored classic car? Because they don't make them like you anymore.

Are you a DIY project? Because you look like a fun challenge I'd love to take on.

That dog of yours deserves a co-star credit for how well he sells your profile.

If you're as good at conversation as you are at picking hiking trails, we're in for a treat.

Your bio mentions BBQ. Is that a hint that you know how to feed a girl?

I see you like road trips. I call shotgun for our first adventure.

I'm usually not a sports fan, but your profile makes a very compelling argument to start watching.

That motorcycle looks fun. Does it have room for one more?

So we agree that a dog is the best wingman a guy could have, right?

Your profile is giving off some serious 'knows how to build a good fire' energy.

I hope you're as good at planning weekend trips as your bio suggests, because I'm ready to go.

Do you have a favorite food truck? Asking for a friend who is also me and wants to go with you.

Let's be honest, your dog is the real star of your profile. But you seem pretty cool too.

I'm not saying I swiped right because of the mountain view, but it definitely didn't hurt.

You had me at 'craft beer.' What's the first brewery we're hitting?

I bet you can tell a lot about a person by their go-to road trip snack. What's yours?

I'm great at getting lost on hikes. You look like someone who's good at finding the way back.

I'm guessing by your photos that your camera roll is 10% you, 90% your dog. Same.

Your taste in music is excellent. Let's compare playlists on our first date?

I'm not an expert on surfing, but you seem like you've got some serious balance.

I see you like building things. We should build a conversation.

If our first date is at a brewery, I promise to pretend I know the difference between a stout and a porter.

I don't know what's more impressive, that summit you climbed or the fact that you still look good after.

I'm usually more of a homebody, but your profile makes me want to buy a tent.

I was told I should make the first move, so... what video game are we playing first?

I like my men like I like my coffee: strong, and pictured on a mountain.

I'm pretty sure we'd have a great time, based on your love for dogs and good beer alone.

I see you're into fitness. How about we work on our chemistry?

I'm not much of a camper, but I'd be willing to 'rough it' for a weekend trip with you.

My favorite exercise at the gym is judging other people's playlists. What's on yours?

The only thing your hiking photos are missing is me.

I'm terrible at sports, but I'd definitely be on your team.

I'll trade you my best dad joke for your favorite brewery recommendation.

I'm not a damsel in distress, but I'd let you rescue me from a boring Tuesday night.

Your style is great. Did you build that bookshelf in the background yourself?

I can't tell if I'm more jealous of your dog or the scenery in your photos.

That concert in your photo looks amazing. I'm guessing you've got good taste in just about everything.

I'm not a mechanic, but I can tell you're finely tuned.

I'm looking for someone to help me reach the top shelf. Your gym photos suggest you're qualified.

That guitar in your picture is cool. Can you play 'Wonderwall'? Kidding. Mostly.

Your profile feels like a perfect Saturday: a little bit of outdoors, a little bit of relaxing.

I'm not sure what's cuter, you or the golden retriever in your second pic. It's a close call.

My love language is sharing food from a food truck. Just so you know.

Let's skip the small talk. What's the most adventurous thing you've ever done?

Your profile is the best thing I've seen since the last time I saw a dog in a brewery.

That beard is working for you. It has big 'I can chop my own firewood' energy.

I appreciate a man who isn't afraid of a little dirt on his hiking boots.

So, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you this week for a drink?

I think my phone just got hotter when we matched.

Congrats, you've survived the swipe-right process. Your first challenge is to make me laugh.

I almost swiped left by accident. My life just flashed before my eyes.

I normally don't message first, but I'm making an exception for that dog in your photos.

We matched! So I guess we can delete this app now? (Too soon?)

Your bio is the best I've seen all day. I'd give it five stars and a great review.

I spent way too long trying to craft the perfect opener for you. So, how's it going?

I'm blaming your profile for the fact that I just spent 20 minutes staring at my phone with a dumb smile.

My thumb wants to thank you for being the reason it can finally stop swiping.

We matched, so I'm legally obligated to ask you about the dog in your second picture.

I'm not sure what the etiquette is here. Do we talk about the weather or just plan our wedding?

Your profile made me stop my mindless swiping. So, thanks for that.

A match! I'd like to thank my parents, my friends, and that mountain picture you posted.

I'm not saying your profile is perfect, but I did show it to my dog and he approved.

I'm pretty sure this is the best match I've made all year. No pressure.

This app just told me we're a match. I think we should trust its judgment.

My self-imposed rule is to wait an hour before messaging. You made me break it in two minutes.

I'm not good at writing bios. You're not good at being single. We're a perfect match.

Reading your bio was a nice break from all the guys just holding a fish. Oh wait.

I'm trying to be a responsible adult, but your profile is making me want to be irresponsibly forward.

Let's be real, this app is mostly a game. But I think I just won.

I just got a notification that said 'Your turn.' So, here I am. What's our first move?

Officially petitioning to have your profile featured as an example of 'how to do it right.'

My phone battery is low, but I'm risking it all to send you this message.