Dirty gay pick up lines
that feel like a dare,
not a demand.

I'd help you with anything tonight. Anything anything. (That's flirting.)

My calendar's clear next weekend. Just letting you know.

I had plans for tonight. They got canceled. They got canceled because your profile loaded.

I’m an excellent cook. Especially the morning-after breakfast part.

I'm looking for a plus-one for an event. The event is me and you hanging out.

Are you good at assembling furniture? I have a project that could use two sets of hands.

I'm very good at following instructions. Just a fun fact about me.

I can be very flexible. With my schedule, I mean.

I’ve been told I give great… advice. Yeah, that's it.

You look like you’re good with your hands. At, like, fixing things.

I was going to suggest we get a drink, but I have some better ideas too.

I’m trying to be more open this year. My schedule, my front door, etc.

Hope you're good at cardio. I was thinking we could go for a long… run.

I see you like to travel. I'm a great companion, and I pack very light.

I'm great at making reservations. And other plans for the weekend.

I'm usually more of a top… bunk person. How about you?

I'm a great listener. I can give you my undivided attention all night.

I was going to make a joke about bottoms, but I’ll save that for our brunch date.

Quick question — what are you doing tonight? Asking for two reasons.

Be honest, are you the kind of guy who'd cancel plans for the right text?

I have a slightly-bad suggestion for tonight. Want to hear it?

What’s your policy on spontaneous weeknight dates with a charming stranger?

Are you a good influence or a bad one? I'm sincerely hoping for the latter.

Is your week busy, or is there room in your schedule for a bad decision?

Are you free this weekend, or do I need to keep charming you?

What's the best excuse to cancel any plans you have and meet me instead?

On a scale of 1 to 'let's go now,' how adventurous are you feeling tonight?

So, what's the game plan? Do we chat here or just cut to me getting your number?

Are you more of a brunch guy or a late-night drinks guy? Let's be both.

Is your thumb tired from swiping or do you have energy left to type your number?

I'm being direct — your profile is the highlight of my day, and my evening.

Polite opener prepared. Going less-polite. Hi.

Your photos are doing things to my afternoon I didn't plan for.

You seem like you're tired of small talk. So, drinks this Friday?

You seem like my next bad decision. And I mean that as the highest compliment.

You have a look that says you're up for anything. I would like to test that theory.

You look way too interesting to only know through a tiny screen. Let's fix that.

You seem to appreciate a direct approach, so here it is: let's get a drink.

You seem like the type of guy who makes a brunch date last until dinner.

You look like you know how to make a weekend interesting. Care to show me?

You have a profile that suggests you're not boring. Please don't be boring.

Confession — I've thought about your profile more than is statistically reasonable.

Random confession — I rewrote this four times. Previous three were filthier.

I had a perfectly clean opener prepared. This one is less clean.

I told myself I was done with apps for the night. You made me a liar.

My brain said to be cool, but my fingers typed 'you're incredibly handsome' anyway.

Honestly, I’m just messaging so I can stop wondering if you’re going to message me.

Not gonna lie, I almost sent 'hey'. Your last photo convinced me to try harder.

I'm admitting defeat: your profile is way better than my ability to write an opener.

I should say something cool, but honestly I'm just hoping 'let's grab a drink' works.

Full disclosure: my entire game plan is just hoping you find this directness charming.

I've got to admit, you're the first guy I've messaged all week. Don't tell the others.

Alright, you're officially the highlight of my swiping career.

I'm aware leading with this is slightly inappropriate. The slight inappropriateness IS the move.

Disclaimer — I tend to send the cheekier version.

I had four polite openers. None felt right. So you get the slightly dirty one.

I’m skipping the cheesy pickup line and going straight to asking you out.

I'm not sure what the protocol is here. Do we talk about the weather or make plans?

I'm choosing to interpret this match as a binding contract to get a drink.

I had a clean and a dirty opener. The algorithm told me you'd prefer this one.

Let's just pretend I said something amazing and you're totally charmed. Drinks?

Version one of this message was too polite. Version two was way too forward. This is three.

I’m terrible at first messages. Want to skip to the first date instead?

Let's be real, we're on here for great conversation. And... other things.

I'm going to be bold and assume this match means you're at least 10% interested.