Sapphic pickup lines
that feel like a held gaze,
not a performance.

I think you're cute and I have the words to say so. Hi.

Calling it — you're the most attractive person on my feed today. Just data.

I'm not going to play it cool. You're cute. Hi.

You seem like the kind of woman who knows the best coffee shop in town. Care to prove me right?

You have the kind of smile that's going to make me ask you out. So, how about it?

You look like you'd be really good at planning an adventure. Want to plan one with me?

You give off the energy of someone I should definitely get a drink with. So, when are you free?

You seem like you have excellent taste in music. My turn to introduce you to a new artist?

You look like trouble in the most charming way possible. I'm intrigued. Let's get coffee.

You have a really great vibe. I'm going to be bold and say we should explore that over drinks.

You seem like someone who's fun to argue with about books. Let's test that theory sometime.

You look like you could out-hike me on any trail. I'd like to see you try.

You have a look that says you're up for anything. Let's find out if that's true this Friday.

You seem like you'd appreciate a bold first move. So, here I am, making one.

You look like the girl from my favorite indie movie. Let's see if our story is as good.

You have an amazing profile. I'm skipping the small talk and asking you out immediately.

You seem far too interesting to just be a profile on my phone. Let's meet up.

You look like the woman I was hoping to match with. Now what do we do about it?

You have a smile that just made my day. Now I'm hoping you'll make my week.

You give off major main character energy. I'd like to be in your next chapter.

You seem like you'd be very good at winning board games. Let's see if you can beat me.

You look like you know how to build a perfect campfire. You should teach me sometime.

You have a bio that's both smart and funny. I'm sold. When are we getting drinks?

You seem like a person who appreciates honesty, so: I think you're stunning. Let's get coffee.

You look like you're about to make me break my rule about messaging first. So, hi.

Be honest — is your bio designed to make sapphics short-circuit?

Question — what's the most flirty thing someone's said to you on HER? I'd like to top it.

I have a theory about you. Theory requires data. Care to discuss over coffee?

Okay, serious question for you: what's the gayest thing you've done this week?

Your profile mentions hiking. On a scale of 'gentle stroll' to 'I might die,' what are we talking?

Hypothetical: we're on a first date and it's going great. What's our next move?

What's one song on your playlist that would tell me everything I need to know about you?

Is your favorite flannel as comfortable as it looks in that picture? The people need to know.

So, are we the type to get a U-Haul on the second date, or do we wait until the third?

Which artist are you gatekeeping so your Spotify Wrapped stays absolutely perfect?

Settle this for me: is a coffee date a real date or just a pre-date interview?

Your dog is adorable. What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done for her?

If our first date was a movie, what genre would it be and what's the title?

Are you more 'plan a meticulous camping trip' or 'let's just drive and see where we end up'?

What's the most embarrassing concert you've been to that you would still defend to the death?

Do you also have a designated chair that has slowly become just a pile of clothes?

What's a book you think everyone should read, and can I borrow your copy sometime?

I see you like art museums. What's one piece you'd steal if you could get away with it?

Are you the friend who organizes the group chat, or the one who just sends memes?

If you could only listen to one sapphic artist for the rest of your life, who would it be?

Do you believe in astrology enough to tell me your sign, or should I just guess?

I'm trying to find the best tacos in the city. Any leads, or should we investigate together?

So what's the story behind that one photo? There is definitely a good story there.

Are you the type of person who shares food on a date, or is it every woman for herself?

What's your go-to song for when you're feeling a little bit gay and dramatic?

I'd help you with anything tonight. Anything anything. (That's flirting.)

My calendar's clear next weekend. Just letting you know. No reason.

Are you a thunderstorm? Because I had plans, but I'd cancel them for you.

That flannel in your third picture looks incredibly comfortable. I bet it's really warm.

I'm pretty good at putting together IKEA furniture, just in case you ever need a hand.

I make a really good breakfast. Just something you should know for future reference.

You look like you're really good with your hands. Are you the crafty type?

I'm just saying, my couch is really comfortable and perfect for watching a long movie.

I noticed you like camping. I'm great at setting up a tent that's built for two.

You seem like the kind of person who could keep me up all night just talking.

I have a whole list of recommendations for cozy rainy-day activities we could try.

My cat is very picky about who she likes, but I have a good feeling about you.

That's a nice plant collection. I'm told I have a bit of a green thumb myself.

I could listen to you talk about your favorite book for hours. And I do mean hours.

I’m not saying we should move in, but I do have a lot of extra closet space.

You have a great smile. I can think of a few ways to make it appear more often.

I'm looking for someone to share my Spotify account with. Any interest in applying?

I bet you're the type of person who gives really good... advice. I could use some.

I'm an excellent co-pilot for long road trips, if you're ever looking for one.

I give great back scratches. Just putting that out there for informational purposes only.

I'm trying to get better at cooking for two. Any chance you'd be my taste-tester?

That leather jacket looks like it would feel amazing. The jacket, of course.

My dog would love you. She has excellent taste in the people I bring home.

I'm very good at sharing. Blankets, popcorn on the couch, you name it.

You seem like you'd be a fun person to be stuck in an elevator with for a while.

Your smile in photo 2 made my morning. The rest of your profile is making the afternoon look promising.

I have a tiny crush on your bio. The photos aren't helping.

You give off the energy of someone who'd be a really good time on a Wednesday.

You have a really kind smile. It just made me want to say hello.

You seem like the kind of person who makes any room they're in feel instantly cozier.

You look like you give the best hugs. That's a very important quality, you know.

You have such a gentle energy in your photos. It's really lovely to see.

You seem like someone who's both adventurous and kind, which is a rare combination.

You look like you're a really good listener. I find that incredibly attractive.

You have a laugh that I can just imagine is super contagious, even through a picture.

You seem like the person everyone secretly hopes will show up to the party.

You have a warmth about you that comes right through the screen. It's really nice.

You look like you'd be amazing at picking out the perfect thoughtful gift for someone.

You seem like you would make a Sunday morning feel like a very special occasion.

You have an expression in your first photo that is just so genuine and happy.

You look like the kind of person I could talk with for hours and it would feel like minutes.

You seem like you'd be the calm and steady presence in the middle of a storm.

You have a really creative spirit, I can tell from your profile. It's inspiring.

You look like someone who finds beauty and wonder in small, everyday things.

You have a very friendly face. I hope this message makes you smile.

You have eyes that look like they hold a lot of interesting stories.

You seem like you'd be incredibly supportive of your friends' weirdest hobbies.

You look so at peace in that nature photo. It’s a really beautiful picture of you.

I'm aware this is a pickup line. Sending it anyway because you're worth the risk.

I had a strategy. The strategy didn't survive seeing your profile.

I'm going to be the kind of person who messages first on sapphic apps. You're welcome.

I spent too long trying to think of a cool opener. So I’m just saying hi. Hi.

My thumb apparently has great taste, because it swiped right so fast on your profile.

Okay, I'm bad at this part. But your profile is great, and I really wanted you to know.

Breaking the sapphic code of waiting for the other person to message first. You're welcome.

Congratulations, you've won 'Best Profile I've Seen All Week.' The prize is this message.

I am officially submitting my application to get to know you. References available upon request.

I promised myself I'd send more first messages. Your profile is making me keep that promise.

My clever opening line has escaped me, but my interest in your profile has not.

This is me formally shooting my shot. I hope your catching skills are as good as your profile.

The algorithm did a good thing today. I figured I should probably follow up on its hard work.

I don't normally message first, but I'm making an exception. Blame your excellent taste in books.

I'm just following the app's instructions. It said 'You matched!' and I'm an obedient person.

So, we matched. Now we can do the awkward small talk, or just skip to the fun part?

My friends said my opening lines were terrible, so I'm just going with honesty: you're really cute.