Dirty lesbian pick up lines
that aren't actually dirty,
just heavy on suggestion.

I'd help you with anything tonight. Anything anything. (That's flirting.)

My calendar's clear next weekend. Just letting you know.

I had plans for tonight. They got canceled. They got canceled because your profile loaded.

I'm looking for a hiking partner. Someone who doesn't mind getting a little lost together.

I'm looking for someone to join my two-person book club. Meetings can go as late as we want.

I have a feeling you're the reason I'm going to be late for work tomorrow.

I always make too much dinner for one person. It's a real problem.

I’m looking for someone to split a bottle of wine with. And maybe breakfast.

My weekend plans just opened up. Completely coincidentally, of course.

Quick question — what are you doing tonight? Asking for two reasons.

Be honest, are you the kind of person who'd cancel plans for the right text?

I have a suggestion for tonight. Slightly-bad suggestion.

Are you free this weekend? And if not, are you open to being convinced otherwise?

What's your policy on a spontaneous coffee date turning into dinner?

Are you the type to plan a date, or should I just send you a time and a place?

What's the quickest way to convince you to get a drink with me sometime this week?

If I pack a picnic, will you promise to find us a scenic spot to get lost in?

Are you any good at making decisions, or should I just plan our first date for us?

What's the most trouble we could get into on a first date? I'm open to suggestions.

Settle a debate: is a walk in the woods with coffee a perfect first date, or the perfect first date?

What's your favorite bookstore? I want to see if we'd get lost in the same aisle.

I'm being direct — your profile is the highlight of my day, and my evening.

Polite opener prepared. Going less-polite. Hi.

Your photos are doing things to my afternoon I didn't plan for.

You look like you're incredibly fun to get into trouble with. What are we doing Friday?

You seem like the kind of woman who makes an evening instantly better. Let's test that theory.

You have a smile that makes me want to skip all the rules about waiting to text.

You look like the perfect person to share a bottle of wine and a terrible secret with.

You look like you know all the best places in town. You should show me one tonight.

You seem like you could convince me to do just about anything. Go on, try.

You have a style that's making me reconsider my entire wardrobe. And my plans for tonight.

You have a bio that's impressive, and photos that are just... distracting. In a good way.

You seem like you're worth canceling my other plans for. So I did.

You look like the reason I'm about to suggest something irresponsible for a weeknight.

You have photos that make me want to ask what you're doing for the rest of your night.

You seem like you'd be a terrible influence. I'm intrigued.

You have a dog that looks very cuddly. I'm hoping it runs in the family.

Confession — I've thought about your profile more than is statistically reasonable.

Random confession — I rewrote this four times. Previous three were filthier.

I had a perfectly clean opener prepared. This one is less clean.

I'll be honest, seeing your match notification was the best part of my entire day.

Confession: I'm usually much smoother than this, but your profile has me genuinely flustered.

I'm supposed to be working, but I've been crafting the perfect first message for you instead.

I'm just going to admit that I'm way more interested in you than I'm trying to let on.

I spent way too long trying to decide if this message was too forward. Decided I didn't care.

Confession: I almost sent you a really boring 'hey.' You deserve better. You deserve this.

I'm just going to say it: I'm hoping this conversation leads to a very distracting weekend.

I should be sleeping, but I'm up thinking about all the trouble we could get into.

I'm not normally this direct, but I have a feeling being subtle with you would be a mistake.

Confession: I've already imagined three different first dates for us. Your turn to pick one.

I had a whole list of things to do today. Now 'talking to you' is at the top.

Just so we're clear, this is me being brave and making the first move. Don't let it go to waste.

Okay, I'll admit it. I might be planning on using one of my best flannels for our first date.

Confession: I'm way too excited about this match. Please don't be boring.

I'm aware leading with this is slightly inappropriate. The slight inappropriateness IS the move.

Disclaimer — I tend to send the cheekier version. This is that version.

I had four polite openers. None felt right. So you get the slightly dirty one.

I had a polite opener, but then I remembered we're lesbians and often skip that. So, hi.

We matched. By sapphic law, that means one of us has to suggest a spontaneous adventure.

Okay, let's be real. Your profile is intimidatingly cool. My plan is to match that energy in person.

We matched, so I guess we have to go on a date and see if our Spotify playlists are compatible.

I had a really good line, but my cat walked on the keyboard and deleted it. So how about drinks?

We matched. Now for the hard part: deciding which one of us has to make the first move. Oh, wait.