The best pick up lines,
if best means effective,
not just well-known.

My therapist said I should focus on better targets. I'm focusing on you. Thoughts?

I'd say you look familiar but everyone knows the universe doesn't actually have repeating patterns. So, statistically, I'm impressed.

I'm not saying you're out of my league, but I'm definitely not saying the opposite either. Hi.

Are you my to-do list? Because I'm going to spend all day looking at you and accomplish nothing else.

Are you a subscription service? Because I am trying very hard not to immediately commit.

Are you a spoiler alert? Because now that I've seen your profile, the ending of my single life seems obvious.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, my social life is at one percent.

If you were a browser tab, you'd be the one I pin and never close.

Are you a perfect avocado? Because I feel like I found you at the exact right moment.

If you were a font, you'd be bold and well-spaced. Basically, perfect.

Are you the bottom of a terms and conditions page? Because I'm tempted to agree without reading further.

Are you the feeling of finding a great parking spot? Because seeing your profile just made everything better.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because you've made me believe in things I previously thought were impossible.

If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print, because you're clearly important.

I have a tendency to overthink openers. This isn't that. Hi.

I'm not going to pretend I had a great line ready. I didn't. Hi anyway.

I rarely message first. This isn't rare. It's a one-time-only choice.

You have a look that says you're both incredibly fun and definitely have your life together.

You seem like someone who gives really good advice, but only when asked.

You have an energy that's both calming and incredibly engaging. It's a rare combination.

You look like you're probably the most interesting person in any room you walk into.

You seem like the kind of person who could make even a trip to the grocery store feel like an adventure.

You have a smile that suggests you're up to something fun, and I'm officially intrigued.

You look like you've traveled extensively, or at least have stories that would make it seem so.

You seem like you're genuinely passionate about what you do, whatever that may be.

You have great taste in... well, everything, judging by your photos.

You look like the kind of person who is a loyal friend and impossible to beat at board games.

You seem like you have an excellent sense of direction, both literally and figuratively.

You give off the impression that you're an amazing storyteller. I'd love to hear one.

You look like someone who knows how to order for the table, and everyone trusts your judgment.

You have a way of putting pictures together that tells a really compelling story about you.

You have the kind of profile that makes me want to put my phone down and actually go on a date.

You look like someone who is incredibly passionate and knowledgeable about their interests.

You seem like you could hold a fascinating conversation about almost any topic.

You have a very warm and inviting presence, even through a phone screen.

I have three rules about dating apps. The third one is 'message her anyway.' So.

I usually open with a question about the weather. I'm not going to. You're better-looking than the weather.

I was going to ignore the app today. Then I saw your profile and I'm not. So this is your fault.

Are you a paradox? Because your profile is both intimidatingly cool and incredibly approachable.

Are you an unsolved math problem? Because getting to know you seems challenging but very rewarding.

Are you a perfectly curated playlist? Because every detail in your profile seems to hit just the right note.

Are you a quantum particle? Because the moment I observed your profile, my day measurably improved.

Are you the scientific method? Because you're making me want to test my hypothesis about our chemistry.

Are you a foreign film with subtitles? Because you seem complex, interesting, and worth paying close attention to.

Are you a piece of abstract art? Because you've captured my attention and I can't quite articulate why.

If you were a punctuation mark, you'd be an interrobang, because you're both intriguing and exciting.

Are you a historical artifact? Because you seem rare, valuable, and like you have a fascinating story.

Are you a Rube Goldberg machine? Because you appear complicated in the most brilliant and entertaining way.

If this app was a museum, your profile would be the exhibit everyone is quietly admiring.

Are you a well-designed user interface? Because you make this whole experience feel intuitive and enjoyable.

Are you an obscure literary reference? Because I feel like only a select few truly appreciate how great you are.

Are you the concept of irony? Because I expected to be bored on here, and then I found you.

Are you a forgotten law of physics? Because you're attracting me in a way I can't quite explain.

Are you a perfectly balanced equation? Because everything about your profile seems to add up wonderfully.

If your profile was a book, it would be a critically acclaimed bestseller with a surprise ending.

Are you a logic puzzle? Because I am genuinely enjoying the challenge of crafting the perfect first message.

Are you a professional editor? Because you just made me re-read my own bio to ensure it was good enough.

Are you a palindrome? Because you seem impressive and well-balanced from every angle.

I would give you the last fry. Hypothetically. Of anything.

I'd remember your coffee order on the second try. That's the whole pitch.

You look like the kind of person someone should make breakfast for. Volunteering as tribute.

You have a smile that could genuinely make a bad day good again. It's that warm.

You look like the kind of person who is kind to service staff, which is a very big deal.

You seem like you give really comforting hugs. Just an observation from your photos.

You look like someone who would be genuinely happy for a friend's success.

You have a very gentle and kind look in your eyes, especially in your third picture.

You look like the person everyone secretly hopes will show up to the party.

You seem like you have a wonderful relationship with your family from that one photo.

You have a laugh in one of your pictures that seems incredibly infectious and genuine.

You seem like the kind of person who would make the perfect playlist for a road trip.

You have a warmth about you that even a profile can't hide. It's really lovely.

You look like the type of person who would bring soup to a sick friend without hesitation.

You have a certain light about you in your pictures. It's really nice to see.

You look like someone who finds joy in the simple things, which is a wonderful quality.

You seem like the kind of person who would water a neighbor's plants while they're away.

You have a profile that just feels... happy. It honestly made me smile.

You look like someone who's thoughtful and considerate in everything that you do.

You seem like you would be the first person to offer help when someone really needs it.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Asking for honest reasons.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I match with you again?

Are you an electrician? Because you are lighting up my day.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

Do you work at a museum? Because you are truly a work of art.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?